FUNNY SMS TO SEND YOUR FRIEND

   ek admi kabar par betha tha,

musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???

admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya. 

 Skabrewno [url=http://web.skwu.edu/board/8198615.html]Skabrwino[/url] http://web.skkw.edu/board/8198615.html 

 billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

batano na kyun........?

batano na kyun ........?

mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti 

 Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the. 

 I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,

Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta. 

   If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko. 

 Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...

Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai 

  Jo Palpal chlati rahe wo zindagi,

Jo harpal jalti rahe wo roshni,

Jo palpal khiti rahe wo mohabbat,

jo kisi pal sath na chode wo dosti!  

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.

Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'

Teacher: What?

Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

What's Ford?

Santa: Gaadi.

What's Oxford?

Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

What do u call a woman in heaven?

An Angel

A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angels

And all woman in heaven?

PEACE ON EARTH!

New LUX SOAP mat use keren kyon k iske wrapper k peeche 1 tasveer bani hua hai ghor se dekho to Woh MUHAMMAD likha hua hai.

Is company per case ker diya gaya hai or ye product band kar di gai hai.

Agar aap k dil main zara si muhabbat ho Pyare Aaqa Muhammad Sal-al-laho-Alaihai Wassalam ki

to ziyada nahi to kam se kam kisi aik ko ye sms zaroor send keren.

1 Pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pocha, buzurg ne Pathan k 2 thappar laga diye.

1 Aadmi ne Pathan se pocha: tumne kya bola jo unhon ne tumhain mara?

Pathan: Maine sirf ye pocha tha ka 14 August ki Namaz kahan hogi.

Pathan was thinking hard.

Wife: kya soch rahe ho?

Pathan: Ye GEO walon ko kese pata chata hai?

Wife: kya?

Pathan: Yahi k aap dekh rahe hain GEO TV.

Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?

Molvi: Nahi,

Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!

Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.

Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.

Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,

Ha ha I have seen your password,

Pathan: What is it?

Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)

Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.

 A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?.

sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.

 Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia.

Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita.

Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao.

Pandit: fer.

Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia.

 Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.

Friend:kaisay pata chala?

Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi... 

 Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..?

Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office..

Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st

 Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga?

2nd: sab se aagey waley ko

sardar toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey hein..? 

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai  

 1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.

2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.

1 Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha. 

 Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?

SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?

Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.

Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha.

Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?

Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon...... 

 dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha 

 Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.

Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?

Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon...... 

 Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.

guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha 

 Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai :-) 

 Friend to sardar: yaar tu aaj to doctor ke pas jane wala tha kya huva?.. sardar replies- aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi hai kal jaoonga... 

Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,"vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!! 

Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya? Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai. Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai 

strange man. Friend: Didn"t u follow them? Sardar: No yaar, i have already seen that movie :-

Shayari by sardar:- khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Road pe jake dekha to khidki me koi nai tha :-)

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed.How can u Escape if d room got FIRE? SaRDAR: simple..Stop Imagining 

 A Sardar and wife waiting 4 TRAIN, itne me "PUNJAB MAIL" aayi.Sardar bag k train me chada or wife se bola "jab PUNJAB FEMALE aye to aa jana!!! 

Aik sardar bachpan se heiraan pareshaan rehta tah yeh soch ker k meri behn k do bhai phir mera aik kaise . 

Sardar watching star tv.. Bech main advertize aya "aap dekh rahe hai "star tv".. Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hu...... 

EK SARDAR NE SABHI DOSTON KO SMS KIYA, ""MY MOBILE NUMBER HAS CHANGED, EARLIER IT WAS NOKIA 2100 NOW IT IS NOKIA 6600"" !!   

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office 

 Ek sardar gusse main: Oyye, main iss duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga aur mita dunga !! Dusra sardar: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga !! 

 Q. What frustrates a Sardar? ... A. When his wife delivers twins & he can"t find the father of the second child. 

 Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe ...... EVERY YEAR :-) 

  Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto

Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because he remembered what guruji told him.. "musibat jitni choti ho utni achchi!" 

Movie director (sardar): in this scene u gotta jump from 10th floor. Actor: wat if i die? Sardar: Dats not at all a problem, It"s the last scene..... 

 Sardarji fixed his marriage on 2nd May. He sent invitation to his friends like this.. "Marriage is on May 2nd. Please come on 1st night. 

  Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?waiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dil?Paji wo murgi le gayi.Abe dimag to hoga? Sorry paji murga sardar tha.. 

  Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? 

  Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail" 

  Beti:"Ma! gaon me foji aaye hai" Ma:"Tu andar ja inki niyat kharaab hoti hai" Beti: "foji sardar hai" Ma:"To bakri ko bhi andar le ja" 

Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai? Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka :-D 

 Sardar Ji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.   

 Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar". :-)

Dil nu lag jaan roog te ki kariye?

Kisay di yaad wich ankhiyan ron te ki keriye?

Sanu millan di tammana rehndi hai her dam...

Par j Yaar he bhul jaan te ki kariye?

Posted By: Wasiq Ansari On: Sunday, May 04, 2008 | Messages: 1

 Sohneya te Tax

Islamabadoon minu i hai fax,

Sohneyan de utey lagay kare ga tax,

don't worry yaar,

Sirf Sohneyan te tax lagya hai,

Tuwano te Goli da order hai. 

Posted By: Rumesa On: Monday, April 21, 2008 | Messages: 1

 BANDAR V MSG PARH LENDE NE

American says: Dog finds BOMB in my country.

Japaniese: FISH plays ball in my country.

Pakistani Says: EH TE KUCH VI NAI SADEY TO BANDAR V MSG PARH LENDE NE.

Posted By: Wajahat Karim On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | Messages: 1

 Phansi de de

Boy: yaar main apni girlfriend nu gift dena si, ki dewan?

Friend: Diamond da haar de de,

Boy: Na, koi aehri cheez das jehri os ne kadhen na li howe,

Friend: Phansi de de. 

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita.

 Posted By: Lucky On: Thursday, October 25, 2007 | Messages: 2

 Oh menu dekhi jaandi c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Posted By: Funtoosh On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

 Vehla kehnde ne

Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,

Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!

Posted By: Dapper On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

 Mere nerhy ne jehry oh ajnabi ne sare !

Mere nerhy ne jehry oh ajnabi ne sare !

Mere toon door rehnde ne mere ghar wale

Meri akhan lal chup chup nashe ch choor

Dekhdy ne mainu haan de munde ghoor ghoor

Ve jehra mere mukable da nehre aa k khange

Na ve Osmana irada nahion changa mere

Mere nerhy ne jehry oh ajnabi ne sare ! 

saade naam te nivian paa jaande,

par ik gal te na jor chale uhna da,

karde gallaan dostan naal te kasmaa,,(kamal) de naam diyan kha jaande sardari.

Posted By: Funster On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

 Pyar ankhan Naal

Pyar ankhan Naal jataya te bura mann gaye,

Haal-E-Dil Sunaya te Bura mann gaye,

Rajni tu te sannu roj Rovaya,

Je ik Din Asin Rovaya te tusin bura mann gaye.

BANDAR V MSG PARH LENDE NE

American says: Dog finds BOMB in my country.

Japaniese: FISH plays ball in my country.

Pakistani Says: EH TE KUCH VI NAI SADEY TO BANDAR V MSG PARH LENDE NE.

 mejaz says:

Phansi de de

Boy: yaar main apni girlfriend nu gift dena si, ki dewan?

Friend: Diamond da haar de de,

Boy: Na, koi aehri cheez das jehri os ne kadhen na li howe,

Friend: Phansi de de.

 mejaz says:

BANDAR V MSG PARH LENDE NE

American says: Dog finds BOMB in my country.

Japaniese: FISH plays ball in my country.

Pakistani Says: EH TE KUCH VI NAI SADEY TO BANDAR V MSG PARH LENDE NE.

Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... " Sardar :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!" :-) 

A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her.... Girl said- "What R U doing...?" Sardar replied- "B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar" 

Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me,I don"t know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card". 

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats" 

 A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I"ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258" 

 Q :) How does U recognize a sardar in school or College??? ..... A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!! 

Q :) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale??????????? A :) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... . 

Sardar g ghar se niklay or apne gari or Romal ghar me he bhol gaye.onhon ne aone bewe ko awaz de or kaga ke parwen gari thalay sut.parwen boli sardar g gari tot jaye G.sardar g bolay koi Gal nahi me Catch Kar lan ga.bewe ne gari Nechay soti to gari tot gaye.sardar G bolay OOOoooY parwen Romal ne suten me utay a kar lejana wan. 

  Sardar g ne dekha ke aik bacha nehar me dob raha tha.sardar G nehar me gaye or bachay ko bacha leya.logon ke kaha ke wa wa wa sardar G.U r So Great.Sardar G ne bachay ko dobara nehar me dhaka de deya.or Bolay "Nakey kar darya me dal" 

    Sardar G Chat se nechay geray.Log akhaty ho gaye or Pocha sardar G ke hoya sardar g Bolay monu ke pata me te apay hun ayan.

2 sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.  

  2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! 

  Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast. 

 Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR. 

    Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and sardar immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down 

 chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki! 

 A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa 

 sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay 

 A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.... 

 why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.